What a WEEK I’m having!

What movie’s that on?

Every single day this week something bad or crazy has happened.

For instance:

Sunday – As I take a large breath to continue my dainty female nose blowing, I watch as what seems like a thousand fibers get sucked into my mouth, clinging to my throat. {imagine the scene in The Green Mile where he sucks the bad out of Tom Hanks mouth into his. Just like that.}

I gag and can’t inhale, it has completely coated my throat. It then makes me dry heave and throw up twice. All because of the kleenex fibers.

Monday – I didn’t fall asleep until 4am Monday morning, so when my alarm went off at 7am, I changed it to 7:45. When I opened my eyes, it said 10:45. HUH?! I check my phone and it said 10. I had my physical therapy appt. at 10! {clearly I changed the clock and not the alarm} I still made it into PT at 10:30 but by the time I got there my migraine had formed. All day long, I’m out for the count feeling queasy.

Tuesday – The Toyota dealership attempted to trick me into spending a lot of money saying I ‘needed’ something done. I said, no.
My attempts at craftiness results in me cutting my finger w/my scissors.

Wednesday – 3:30pm I go to my chiropractor that I haven’t seen in over 2 years. Within 5 minutes of being in the room, he exclaims, ‘wow, you reek of garlic! What did you have for lunch!?’ He continued to say how strong it was and agreed that it was like it was seeping out of my pores. {alright already, I get it!} I then share I ate garlic with my dinner the night before!!

Thursday – My mom demanded asked that I ensure to all that she never ever told me to get the feathers. Her dream for my mantle was to have these beautiful fall leaves on twigs that arced like the wrought iron I have hanging with a couple of those leaves on the mantle as if they had fallen.

Again, my mom never said I should get feathers!

I returned the feathers and got all my money back! The stick thingy is now back on the mantle. {thank you everyone for your opinions!! I didn’t mind one bit your choice even through the bloodshed. I whole heartedly agree!}

Friday – well..I don’t know what today brings. Hopefully no pain, or smells, or trickery.

How have your weeks been? Anything out of the ordinary?

Go enjoy your weekends now. I get to see family, so I’m looking forward to mine!

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It’s Friday, you’re welcome

Since I surprised you with it being Monday, I figured I’d announce it was Friday to make up for it.

Bad news. After driving 8 1/2 hours Wednesday and 3 hours yesterday coupled with sleeping on a deflating air mattress all night, not eating almost all day with hardly no water; not to mention having every hair follicle pulled, yanked, twisted and jerked for 3 hours straight, I got a really bad migraine last night.

The whole, make you want to throw up kind. (yeah, the awesome kind) so I wasn’t able to take a picture of my new hair. Which I admit, beyond the color being darker, it doesn’t look too much different. Just happier to have a lot of weight gone.

Promise I’ll take a picture over the weekend all done to show ‘the look’. Which by the way…I did not get bangs. Thank you for all of your votes! My stylist and I talked about it and though he always talks about giving me bangs, he said I ‘rock the no bang look’. – well ok, I’m sold.

Wishing you all a fabulous weekend.

Oh and I’ll leave you with some wisdom:

When you go to boil water on the stove and realize you have to throw up and do your business in the back, only to lay on the bedroom floor hoping the pain goes away for say, 20-30 minutes… it helps if you don’t leave the boiling water on the stove. It’ll completely boil away leaving you with a ‘cooking’ pot on a high heat burner, leaving your apt with ‘cooked pot’ smell.

Tuck that one away in your back pocket.
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