I got nothin’

Well, that’s not entirely true…. Look who’s home!


They arrived yesterday morning. We hugged and hugged for the longest time, before they leapt out of my arms, onto the ground and insisted I put them on right then and there.

I obliged, since after all, that’s what they’re there to do. It was a fantastic reunion.

Other than that, sadly I got nothin’. And to think someone said to me just last week, (and I quote) ‘I know how adept you are at writing a lot without much to say.’ You’re lucky you’re kinda my friend and you don’t live near me, little missy. ;) Tomorrow promises to be a lot more thought provoking, criss cross promise.

Oh, I should be revealing my new blog name and design to you very very very soon. Can’t wait to show it to you! I’m super happy with it, so stay tuned...

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So in conclusion…

Happy Friday to you all!! I feel updates for this week are in order, so…

Can I just say you all are the best?! I can’t believe how much you loved my vineyard pictures that it made me blush and wonder if one day I could actually sell them or do it more than just as a hobby.

So thank you from way down here (I’m pointing toward my heart..I’m a visual), your sweet comments meant (and still do mean) a lot!

Now on to some super exciting and life altering news.

As you were all made aware, yesterday I reported that my beloved slippers have gone missing. Well, I am happy to report that they’ve been recovered!

Yes folks, my friend reported back to me with the great news that they were hidden under the guest bed!

YAHOOOOOO!

It only took me begging and pleading for her to look all over her house again. And can I just say, she really made me wait in suspense, like really. Taking hours to get back to me. -sheesh- Now the next step is getting them here, to me! She wants an arm and a leg…with a good foot, in order for her to mail them to me. (she drives a hard bargain, this one)

Any volunteers for the good foot?! Just remember, you’ll still have 1 good foot remaining AND it’s for a really good cause. This cripple here is struggling walking barefoot in the apt.

Rolling right along (here’s you getting to meet my brain, on how I thought of ‘rolling right along’)
I called myself a geriatric with how I’m walking, I met a women w/a walker with rollers tonight. I’m talking about being a cripple, then fast forwarded to her age, me with a walker, not wanting a walker and bam! rolling right along.

(you’re welcome for the introduction)

Thank you everyone also for all the wonderful birthday suggestions. I’m taking many of them to heart and hope to do quite a few of them. I got to talking with my sister and mom (who live near each other) and agreed that I’d go stay at my parents for the weekend.

Though my sister denies ever saying it, she agreed to make my birthday epic. I think she’s scared to have the weight on her shoulders, but I have no doubt that being responsible for her one and only, favorite little sister in the world, whom she’d do anything for’s 30th birthday isn’t that much weight to carry and I have all the confidence she’ll pull it off and leave me talking about it for years to come.

Yup, I’m sure of it.

I hope you all have had a fabulous week and keep it going into the weekend…minus working of course. If you have to work on the weekend, just call in sick, they won’t mind, promise. And enjoy the days of relaxation, on me.

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Call the police!

Alert the media, we need this to go global!

Have you seen these shoes?!?

They’ve been missing for 27 days. People, we’re at Defcon 5 here! We. need. to. find. THESE SHOES!! Here’s my police report.

On Friday, June 24th, at approximately 0545 hours, I, Emily, had last seen the shoes on the floor next to the guest bed in my friend’s guest bedroom, in her Los Angeles home as I was preparing for the drive to the surgical center where I was to have surgery.

On Sunday, July 3rd, at approximately 1325 hours, I noticed the brown Minnetonka moccasins were not in their original place inside the bedroom nor under the bench in the entry way. At which point, G-man was brought into the search and stated matter-of-factly that he recalled seeing the moccasins inside the Highlander at which point the search ceased.

Upon resuming the search within the vehicle on July 15th, it became clear the moccasins were indeed, not inside the vehicle, which began the search again within my residence, and the search produced zero results. At which point, a text was sent to the friend inquiring if the moccasins were within her home and the response was “no”. A call was placed on July 18th to request a more thorough search from the friend and am currently awaiting the results.

If you or anyone know of the whereabouts of the moccasins please contact me within the comments or if you feel you know who may have taken them and would prefer privacy, email is available also.

This concludes my report.

You have my permission to tweet, facebook, re-post and or email this police report to extend the search until they are found.

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