Thursday, July 21, 2011

Call the police!

Alert the media, we need this to go global!

Have you seen these shoes?!?
em212

They’ve been missing for 27 days. People, we’re at Defcon 5 here! We. need. to. find. THESE SHOES!! Here’s my police report.

On Friday, June 24th, at approximately 0545 hours, I, Emily, had last seen the shoes on the floor next to the guest bed in my friend’s guest bedroom, in her Los Angeles home as I was preparing for the drive to the surgical center where I was to have surgery.

On Sunday, July 3rd, at approximately 1325 hours, I noticed the brown Minnetonka moccasins were not in their original place inside the bedroom nor under the bench in the entry way. At which point, G-man was brought into the search and stated matter-of-factly that he recalled seeing the moccasins inside the Highlander at which point the search ceased.

Upon resuming the search within the vehicle on July 15th, it became clear the moccasins were indeed, not inside the vehicle, which began the search again within my residence, and the search produced zero results. At which point, a text was sent to the friend inquiring if the moccasins were within her home and the response was “no”. A call was placed on July 18th to request a more thorough search from the friend and am currently awaiting the results.

If you or anyone know of the whereabouts of the moccasins please contact me within the comments or if you feel you know who may have taken them and would prefer privacy, email is available also.

This concludes my report.

You have my permission to tweet, facebook, re-post and or email this police report to extend the search until they are found.

Pin It Now!

13 comments:

GreenGirl said...

Haha!
Have you checked under couches and chairs? Mine usually slip under there OR a few times in the hamper...(after late nights back in the day!)
Good luck! That would make me so sad!

Belly B said...

Hahah I hope you find them! They look super comfy and irreplaceable :)

<3 Belly B

Dilan Dilir said...

nice shoes and I hope u find them

Sam {fitnessfoodandfaith.blogspot.com} said...

you, my friend, are a funny little girl!

Jennifer said...

Aw....I hate it when I can't find my favorite things! Do you want me to hire a detective for you? Sherlock Holmes?

Becky [This Road Called Vida] said...

Too funny! I love those shoes! I've wanted a pair for the longest, but haven't found the right kind. Hope yours pop up sometime soon!

Becca {A Blonde's Logic} said...

Missing shoes are the worst! Hope you find them!

Becca
http://blondeslogic.blogspot.com

Kris said...

Did the friend have a dog? :o(

Natalie said...

Oh no! I hope they show up soon! =D

Megan said...

I hope you find them and when you do if it is someplace great please share! This just made me laugh until I almost cried, and when I say that please don't think I am a heartless person. I love all shoes and think that a missing pair is an urgent mater that needs to be dealt with.

Megan said...

Hahahaha. You are A NUT!! But a funny nut. : ) If I had them, I'd keep them.

Jossie said...

I am laughing at Megan's comment. Funny nut...haha!

Laura Darling said...

Haha! What a bummer that they're lost but this was such a funny post! Hope you find them!

LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...