Friday, April 27, 2012

Friday’s letters

let’s do this…

Dear bird, you shouldn’t do loops and tricks when I’m driving by you. I hope your last moments here on earth were enjoyable.
Dearest peanut butter, I don’t what it is lately that’s making you a thousand times better but I’m needing to replace you every 2 weeks, you’re just that delicious to me. Please don’t ever stop.
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Dear a/c repairman, thank you so so much for fixing my a/c even though I haven’t turned it on once since because a cold front came in. It’s the thought that counts with me.
Dear HIMYM, you’re just awesome..and watching you from the beginning on netflix is keeping me laughing. You’re almost my new ‘friends’ but not quite.

Dear .42 cent food scraper, you have been the light of my life and the best purchase .42 cents could get me. We will never part..ever.
Dear pest man, I will humbly accept that maybe one of my dried goods is infested with these ‘grain beetles’ as you call them even though I’ve looked over everything and found nothing…I will look again…because you said so.
Dear grain beetles, you may be very good at playing dead so I’ll leave you alone, but just remember, I’m the one that has the final say in your death…don’t push me.
Dear Spirit 88.9, thank you for personally telling me that your dj’s act worldly to attract ‘normal people’ (as you put it) to your radio station as your ‘ministry’. You’ve made it so easy for me to replace your preset to another station in my car and tell all my friends what you’re doing.
Lovingly, Em

Have a fun filled weekend everyone!!
Thanks for going gentle on me in my failures of gossiping yesterday!! Though I have to pat my back for deflecting you from chiding me by talking about cussing. I’m good like that!

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Ashley Slater said...

peanut butter is my jam. LOVE IT. I just started buying almond butter since it is a little more healthy (less sugar) but peanut butter will always have a special place in my heart! NOM.

thanks for linking up with me!

Dana said...

I found you through your Friday Letters link and am excited to be a new follower!

I knew I had to click on your link when I saw Barney Stinson in the thumbnail. (and i think i have that quote pinned somewhere on Pinterest!) I kind of weirdly feel like the HIMYM characters are my friends too. Yeah, I'm the creepo who apparently cannot tell TV fiction from reality. I was the same way back when Will & Grace was on the air too.


Megan said...

I love peanut butter as well and that quote is so good, really puts things into perspective.

Rest in peace little birdy :(

Megan @ Storybook Love Affair

Frankie said...

I accidentally ran over a crazy bird once. I felt so terrible afterwards. But really, he did some crazy twirl and flew right under my car. It couldn't be helped. Hope you have a great weekend.

Lauren said...

Love the last letter! That is crazy... and sad. Thanks for stopping by! :)

Amanda Noel said...

HIMYM has been on so many times at my house over the past week. I can't get enough, it's so funny!

Erin said...

You are hilarious!! I had no idea you were hooked on HIMYM! We are patiently waiting for the current season to come to Netflix since we did a marathon and watched all 6 seasons in matter of a few months.(what can I say it's what we do for fun now) The other day Lexie said to me, "Mom you just hit that bird." I said,"I know, it didn't get out of the way" birds are a little nuts these days! And I'm going to have to say don't eat whatever it is that has beetles. You remember cup o' noodle? nuff said!! Love ya sis!!

Evelien said...

I'm glad your a/c got fixed so fast!! Even though it is a cold now hihi :)

Mrs. Pancakes said...

Letter to the PB was the best one I've read yet!

carissa at lowercase letters said...

i love peanut butter too. is that skippy natural? that's our favorite. i'd go for the totally organic kind, but my honey doesn't like to stir it. and the pest people... i always want proof before i believe it. : )

Megan said...

I am obsessed with Nutella the same way that you are with peanut butter. Except I think I'm replacing it every week. Hello fatties. Haha.

Laura Elizabeth said...

'Happy Endings' is my new Friends, have you seen it? I like that they even call themselves that in the show. I haven't watched HIMYM in ages. I really do miss it, but I think I wanna get all the seasons and just watch them all in one delicious marathon.


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