Wednesday, November 23, 2011

All you marrieds, listen up!

And non…as I fall in that category and didn’t quite have a choice on hearing this.

I didn’t ask to know this. I didn’t inquire to hear and be told. It was without being fully prepared, dropped on me like a bucket of ice water.

A certain 78 year old woman, who will remain nameless, just so happened to inform me of a little nugget of information that I will probably never forget. As it is seared into my brain.

You may have always wondered…as I admit I have; and never felt it was appropriate to ask. One of those things that you always felt you should keep to yourself and thought you’d just figure out when the time came for you. Well ladies, I’m here today to put your minds at rest.
{and perhaps make it a little uncomfortable}
No longer will you ever have to wonder about such a thing at your young age. Never will you ever have to question if its so, because I’m about to tell you its all going to be okay!

Sex feels the exact same way when you’re in your 70’s as it does in your 20’s.
via

::blinking in wide eyed silence::

Bet you didn’t see that coming.

Yes my friends, I was told this. I was told other things, but I’ll refrain for your benefit. {you’re welcome}

Any way, so umm, yeah. There you have it. Nothing to worry about when you get older…if you’re enjoying it now, sounds like you’ll be enjoying it then.

::cough cough::

Ok, I’m a little uncomfortable now…

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19 comments:

meme-and-he said...

working in a nursing home, I BELIEVE it. my eyes have seen too much. yikes.

LeAnna said...

Thiiiis makes me LOL. But hello, it has to be true. Has. to. be. ;)

denise* paper angels said...

no way!!! that is not true! hahaha, not that i would know or anything... :p

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

LOL. Good to know!

Stephanie said...

HAHAHA! Something to look forward too...I think. : )

Tatiana said...

So I guess you and your grandma are getting closer?
But I would totally think it would be different. Scientifically it has too! Because: the vagina becomes atrophic, dryer and and just shriveled. I think your 'source' is just very lucky. AND you should ask her for her secret so you could share with the rest of us in another post :-)
How's that for uncomfortable.

Amy @ dwell in the season said...

Oh, come on, no need to be uncomfortable. Awkward, shmawkward. If you're married, you should be having sex. Even at 90! Ha.

Sam {fitnessfoodandfaith.blogspot.com} said...

HA! ok, emily and tatiana's comments are AMAZING.

i'm hoping your source is right :)

carissa at lowercase letters said...

thank you, thank you, for doing the dirty work and finding out for me. this is very good to know. ; )

carissa at lowercase letters said...

ohmyword. and yes, tatiana's comment is pure hilarity!!

Elisabeth said...

oh gosh ..and memeandhe's comment made me laugh. oh goodness. thanks for sharing?

love,
elisabeth

http://lavitaebella-elisabeth.blogspot.com/

Elisabeth said...

oh gosh ..and memeandhe's comment made me laugh. oh goodness. thanks for sharing?

love,
elisabeth

http://lavitaebella-elisabeth.blogspot.com/

gr8day2save said...

Yahoo!

Natalie said...

In reply to what cardio I do still do... it's a mixture of different jumping "moves" then some dance cardio stuff =)

Lindsay said...

hahahahahahahaa that is an excellent thing to know!!!

Jennifer said...

Bahahahahaha! I just died.

Mariel Torres said...

This post made my day! I was seriously LOLing. You are funny darling but I totally believe.

Claire said...

Oh my goodness too funny!

Megan said...

Hahahaha, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! So excited to hear that. ; ) Let me go tell my hubby.

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