All you marrieds, listen up!

And non…as I fall in that category and didn’t quite have a choice on hearing this.

I didn’t ask to know this. I didn’t inquire to hear and be told. It was without being fully prepared, dropped on me like a bucket of ice water.

A certain 78 year old woman, who will remain nameless, just so happened to inform me of a little nugget of information that I will probably never forget. As it is seared into my brain.

You may have always wondered…as I admit I have; and never felt it was appropriate to ask. One of those things that you always felt you should keep to yourself and thought you’d just figure out when the time came for you. Well ladies, I’m here today to put your minds at rest.
{and perhaps make it a little uncomfortable}
No longer will you ever have to wonder about such a thing at your young age. Never will you ever have to question if its so, because I’m about to tell you its all going to be okay!

Sex feels the exact same way when you’re in your 70’s as it does in your 20’s.
via

::blinking in wide eyed silence::

Bet you didn’t see that coming.

Yes my friends, I was told this. I was told other things, but I’ll refrain for your benefit. {you’re welcome}

Any way, so umm, yeah. There you have it. Nothing to worry about when you get older…if you’re enjoying it now, sounds like you’ll be enjoying it then.

::cough cough::

Ok, I’m a little uncomfortable now…

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