Friday, June 15, 2012

Letters on a Friday

I thought it was Friday yesterday…you can imagine my disappointment when I realized at 3pm it wasn’t. Yes, it took me that long to realize it. Thank goodness its today though! Cause that means its time for….


Dear readers, thanks for the support on yesterday's post. I, like a lot of you, wish there would be a punishment for false accusers…maybe and hopefully one day. Dear skin, seriously? …seriously?! We clear up the dermatitis and are ok for a few months and now rosacea? Do not approve…do. not. approve! Dear rosacea, I find it funny you’re only prone to women ages 30-50. Thanks for waiting until I was 30 and 8 months old. Dear lamp, what is the deal? You had two people wanting to buy you but both “forgot” they were supposed to meet up to take you. I don’t think they see your full potential and don’t deserve you. Dear dry shampoo, I don’t get what the big deal is with you. I don’t notice a change at all when I use you on day 2 hair. What gives?! Dear legs, you have 7 weeks to get super toned for my bridesmaid dress. No flab allowed, okay? Dear ankles, you will soon be separating from the calves once again. It will be painful but I can’t have you be cankles anymore, I’m sorry to break it to ya. Dear bleachers, I love you…almost more than broccoli. Running up you feels sooo great. Let’s keep meeting up every other day so we can show those ankles and legs who runs the show. oh and bleachers, did you get my pun there? …that was for you.

em54

Loving you loving me,
Emily

Now everyone, I sure hope you have a great weekend. Have some bbq for me, okay? Preferably a chicken sausage kabob or brats or beer brats or a polish dog…

I think I need me some sausage…

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15 comments:

Michelle {Jarrah Jungle} said...

Nope they definately dont deserve the lamp, I hate it when people do that! Have a fab weekend :)

Ross said...

Have a great weekend!

Kristine@thefoleyfam said...

I totally laughed out loud at ure last line!! Ha! I need to write a letter to my ankles stat! Enjoy ure weekend!

MostWhatMatters said...

I love the ankles separating from your calves joke! I am sure it is not that way! Check out my letters if you get a chance!

Unknown said...

Haha, my ankles just got the same message but I don't think they believe me.

I want to try a dry shampoo! Any suggestions?

Natalie said...

I think you need to trash the shampoo. Or maybe add a hot oil treatment in there (they're divine) =) I'll try my best to get that brat in my weekend too... which if you knew my family, shouldn't be too hard!

LaLa said...

Love your letters! Dry shampoo? I'm going to have to google that one! :)

Jackie said...

thank you for stopping by my blog! :)

siddathornton said...

your letter to your legs resonates with me. i have to be in a bikini in a month for my friend's bachelorette party. i'm about to be hitting the gym hard...

- lauren

Angela Pea said...

Running Bleachers? I'm impressed. I always trip about half way up, and end up with bruised shins!

Have a wonderful weekend!

Amy Cunningham said...

Thanks for finding me through the link up! Your blog is cute and your Letters post hits home with me on several counts. Congrats on the working out...you will be stunning as a bridesmaid! Keep up the great work!

Amy @ http://livinnfastforward.blogspot.com/

Ashley Slater said...

haha, you had me cracking up! sorry about your skin, boo. I used to work for clinique and several rosacea sufferers used or yellowing powder and medicated moisturizer and it really helped! its worth a shot! also, with you on the dry shampoo...I don't think that stuff ever works! loved reading your letters this week , thanks for linking up with me and visiting my blog. You are fantastic!

xo,
ashley

christine donee said...

Bleachers and I do not have that kind of relationship. In fact, we haven't spoken in years.

Ashley said...

OMG the letter to your ankles CRACKED me up...so funny. but you can do ittttt! i know it!

and girl, i totally dont get the dry shampoo obsession...just makes me hair crisp...but still oddly greasy!

★ JASMINE ★ said...

hey lovely! i just found your blog today and wanted to say I LOVE it! great post!

happy to be your newest bloggy friend & follower ;)!!

say hi back sometime, okay?
:) <3

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