Have you ever

So I’m distracted, it’s true. I figure it would be best to get this prepared while I’m waiting for G-man to arrive. Yep I made sure to keep myself busy while waiting for him to show up by posting as many as I can.

You’re welcome. haha

Have you ever been called “Sir”?
-Yes, those inmates…They are good at saying “sir” to women. It was always hilarious when they did. Their eyes would bulge, get all nervous and apologize up a storm and say, “ma’am” 5 times in a row to make up for it.

Have you ever watched a couple breakup through texting each other while sitting beside each other on a train?
-Yes, is it bad that I was “text-dropping” a.k.a reading the guy’s texts? Yes, it is, I know. But I was enthralled that they were silently fighting/breaking up all while sitting next to each other on a train.

Have you ever hit a gas pump with your car?
-Yes, what, you haven’t?? I was 15, drove a boat of a car. Pulled in but a big honkin’ van was blocking the entrance, so I came in at an angle and as I neared the 1st pump (there were 2) I heard this noise. Not knowing what it was I kept going. Then I felt and heard a bigger noise and realized I hit the 2nd pump. Knocked it 1/2 way off the raised cement block. Turns out the sound I heard earlier was me clipping the 1st pump. I was so scared. I didn’t have my license yet. The cop chuckled at me.

Have you ever watched a bunch of young guys carve their names into the Coliseum walls?
-Yes, can you believe that? There wasn’t anyone around we could tell but they thought they were so cool to carve their names, and film themselves doing it, into the Coliseum! Unbelievable what people will do.

Have a lovely Wednesday my sweet blogging friends!

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