Friday, October 21, 2011

What a WEEK I’m having!

What movie’s that on?

Every single day this week something bad or crazy has happened.
For instance:

Sunday – As I take a large breath to continue my dainty female nose blowing, I watch as what seems like a thousand fibers get sucked into my mouth, clinging to my throat. {imagine the scene in The Green Mile where he sucks the bad out of Tom Hanks mouth into his. Just like that.}

I gag and can’t inhale, it has completely coated my throat. It then makes me dry heave and throw up twice. All because of the kleenex fibers.

Monday – I didn’t fall asleep until 4am Monday morning, so when my alarm went off at 7am, I changed it to 7:45. When I opened my eyes, it said 10:45. HUH?! I check my phone and it said 10. I had my physical therapy appt. at 10! {clearly I changed the clock and not the alarm} I still made it into PT at 10:30 but by the time I got there my migraine had formed. All day long, I’m out for the count feeling queasy.

Tuesday – The Toyota dealership attempted to trick me into spending a lot of money saying I ‘needed’ something done. I said, no.
My attempts at craftiness results in me cutting my finger w/my scissors.

Wednesday – 3:30pm I go to my chiropractor that I haven’t seen in over 2 years. Within 5 minutes of being in the room, he exclaims, ‘wow, you reek of garlic! What did you have for lunch!?’ He continued to say how strong it was and agreed that it was like it was seeping out of my pores. {alright already, I get it!} I then share I ate garlic with my dinner the night before!!

Thursday – My mom demanded asked that I ensure to all that she never ever told me to get the feathers. Her dream for my mantle was to have these beautiful fall leaves on twigs that arced like the wrought iron I have hanging with a couple of those leaves on the mantle as if they had fallen.

Again, my mom never said I should get feathers!

I returned the feathers and got all my money back! The stick thingy is now back on the mantle. {thank you everyone for your opinions!! I didn’t mind one bit your choice even through the bloodshed. I whole heartedly agree!}

Friday – well..I don’t know what today brings. Hopefully no pain, or smells, or trickery.

How have your weeks been? Anything out of the ordinary?

Go enjoy your weekends now. I get to see family, so I’m looking forward to mine!

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LeAnna said...

I would have been furious if someone told me I reeked of garlic. Especially a virtual stranger. Thumbs down, you need a new chiro. Jerk wad. *hmph*
Speaking of garlic, I love it. I can eat roasted garlic by the bulb. Soooooo good. Did you tell that chiro that you have an exemplary excretory system? I'm mad at him. That's rude.

Anyway. My week has been out of the ordinary, yes. But it's okay, we're all okay and doing good. Just ready for my Mom to go back to being a Mimi and not a caretaker for 23 hrs out of every day.

I would also like to go on vacation.

That is all. Happy weekend to you, sweet friend.

Sam {} said...

what a crazy week! enjoy your family time this weekend :)

Tatiana said...

I'm with LeAnna. I can eat garlic with all meals. I would wear it around my neck if I could. And I stink for days!
I think you should eat garlic every time you go and see him.
This week has been busy, and you already know that I've been sniffing the paint, so that's no bueno either, but it could be worse.
I hope your weekend treats you well :-)

carissa said...

our air and heater went out. big bummer!!!!!!

my iphone is crazy messed up. thankfully, because apple is the bomb, i'll get a new one for free.

then, our back door broke. what the heck. you'd think we live in a shack. but our house is only 6 years old. all thanks to the craftsmanship of centex.

anyways, i hope our weekends are better! : )

you are not alone, my honey has banned me from garlic and onions. it gets the best of us.

Megan said...

Hahahaha. I seriously love that your mom made you say that!! Awesome!!

Laura Elizabeth said...

Haha! I love that your mum was worried we'd all think less of her and made you publicly say that she didn't suggest the feathers :) My mum would probably do something like that!!

Ooh, hope this week gets better for you. It is the weekend after all now.


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